Friday, October 5, 2012

The Massager Mouse – Feels good in Your… Hands


I’m sure you guys already know about the numerous computer fatigue related issues and injuries that people are having these days. We’ve got wrist problems, shoulder issues and neck pains galore and while there is an abundance of gadgets designed to cure what ails you, there sure hasn’t been anything like this before…
Check out the Massager Mouse, Art Factory has created a mouse and massager hybrid that feels good in your hands and even better in your… I mean on your back and shoulders. Offering you a precision  state-of-the-art touch-sensitive mouse and the pleasure and convenience of a powerful body massager. So stop working right now, switch to massage mode and take your noon-time coffee break to a whole new level of pleasure.
This perfectly sized and ergonomically designed computer mouse has a large touch sensitive surface designed for easy scrolling and page turning and 10 vibration levels with two distinct vibration patterns designed for maximum relaxation. Your new Massager also comes with soothing LED light effects and a wireless interface. The mouse comes equipped with a USB charging stand and is both Mac and Windows compatible. Oh come on, you know you want one, it’ll be our little secret.
Well, you’ll have to hang on, for a little while anyway. Prototypes of the new Massager Mouse are being exhibited at the eroFame trade fair in Hannover, Germany  this week but it wont make it’s arrival at the International CES in Las Vegas until January 8-11, 2013.  Wow, no cruising porn jokes or adult humor of any kind… mom will be so proud.

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